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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 70


It’s a small pile today sorry I didn’t have a lot to work with.

by F1exican

39 Comments

  2. Mass_Hysteria_Man

    Good work chef. This redditor says it’s perfect.

  3. Whythehellnot_wecan

    I thought it was break day? They look great chef.

  11. The_Boognish_Cometh

    Cutting less to reduce chance of towers? Is this within the rules?

  12. Hazel_RahRahRasputin

    Its not about the size of the pile of chives. Its about the chives of the size of piles in your heart.

  14. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|mIaOSZTj82vkrc8QUs|downsized)

    Chive o Clock strikes again

  16. inchwormwv

    Blessed are the Chives and those who love them.

  17. Sir_Trea

    It’s getting to the point where I can’t tell if they’re towers or just perfect cuts standing sideways…

  22. Nhanners

    Perfect chives as a perfect follow up on Jake Paul and Andrew Tate going down. Christmas has come early for Reddit

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    Are they perfect? What do you reckon u/KarmaKrazi?

    I think they’re pretty Chef, I hope you had a great weekend!

  24. happyinthenaki

    There are some thicc ones in there that two months ago were just standard. Nothing major.

    Damn dude, your skills have become next level with the practice!!!

  27. UnderstatedTurtle

    Oh shit I’m actually early for once!

    ![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO)

  33. lumoslomas

    Help I can’t pass judgment without u/karmakrazi

  34. turtlespice

    Plot twist: F1exican isn’t even in the industry but is actually a sociologist studying online interactions (because I don’t think you all are ever going to rate a single chive day as perfect) 

  36. Impossible-Ad-4576

    Cut my chive into pieces
    This is my last report
    No vacation, no cheating
    Don′t get a buck if I cut my thumb bleeding

    This is my last report

    Cut my chive into pieces
    I’ve reached my last report, no vacation, no cheating
    Don′t get a buck if I cut my hand bleeding
    Do you even care if I die bleeding?
    Would it be wrong, would it be right?
    If I cut a chive tonight
    Chances are that I might
    Mutilation isn’t right.
    Then KarmaKrazi’s gonna fly

    ‘Cause I′m using my knives, cutting up Chives
    Wish somebody would tell me they’re nice.
    Using my knives, cutting up chives
    Wish somebody would tell me they’re nice

    I never realized I wasn’t slicing thin
    Till I met the Chivelord u/F1exican.
    Hungry, feeding on chives and living in sin
    Downward spiral, Tower hit again?
    It all started when I saw the numbers
    No chives for myself and no chives for another
    Searching to find his posts in kitchen confidential
    Finding hundreds of questions and incels.

    chorus
    ′Cause I’m using my knives, cutting up chives
    Wish somebody would tell me they’re nice
    Using my knives, cutting up chives
    Wish somebody would tell me they’re nice
    Some are alright
    Sometimes they’re nice
    I’m cutting and I’m slicing
    I′m slicing, I′m slicing, I’m slicing, I′m slicing

  38. FireflyEvie

    Looks perfect, chef. “And on the 71st day he rested.”